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For Whitefirebird

Prowl, Jazz - follow up to your breastfeeding one. Prowl's experimenting. Bonus points for Bumblebee's involvement somehow; I'm thinking Jazz unavailable for some reason, Bumblebee forgets, goes to P&J's quarters after a nightmare or something, and Prowl offers. Jazz comes back in the middle of it.

Follows This


The single most embarrassing day of Prowl’s life was when Jazz had to talk him through shutting his feeding system down.

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I am incapable of taking anything seriously. Also, there was no internet in the eighties, as hard as that is to imagine. XD

Fic: G1 - Jazz/Bluestreak - Blowjob = Babies/Mechpreg/Alien Gestation

The first time Carly’s cat hacked up a hairball in the Autobot’s base, Ratchet went into full blown medic mode.  The cat running away, leaving his newly regurgitated coat lying on the floor as a roaring robot gently knelt beside it.  Prodding and shocking the mass of fur for several long minutes before lowering his helm and declaring it inactive.

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For Gunmaxual, who gave me this assignment as, uh…. Punishment for being vague and unspecific in my quest for antler porn.  >.>

Universe: G1

Characters: Bumblebee, Cliffjumper

Rating: Mature

Warnings: None

A/N:  I fail at life. Beware my unsticky typewriter sex!  I don’t know if this even works though?  Who knows. X3

Carly was more than happy to oblige Bumblebee, because it helped her book sales immensely. )

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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.

Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!

There is nothing like a little sex to get the body going. )
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My apologies OP, this turned into something entirely different.  :(

Universe: Prime
Rating: NC17
Characters: Ratchet/Bumblebee
Warnings:  Dubcon

To speak again )

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Prompt -


So...I have a huge thing for human women knocked up with alien babies.

That's really all I want - continuity, characters, whether it's some sort of breeding experiment or if Random Lady A just sexed up a robot and found herself pregnant by magic, it's all up to you.

My only other requests are no mpreg (not my thing) and no death by childbirth - I don't mind if it's painful, but don't kill the woman at the end please.

Super Extra Bonus Points if:

- the pregnancy progresses really fast - the women comes to full term in weeks, days, hours, etc.
- really, really big bellies
- a birthing scene

Don't hate me because I'm weird!



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My first competition and I got second!  All the entries were great, so I was really surprised! 

Title: Raspberry Beret
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Humor
Characters: Spike/Raoul, Tracks, Bumblebee
Warnings: Crack!

Raspberry Beret )
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Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!



And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.


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Title: Mine
Continuity: Animated
Characters/Pairings: Jetfire/Bumblebee, Jetstorm
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine...

Watching my brother together with Bumblebee is both exciting and bittersweet )

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Universe: G1
Characters: Bumblebee, Mirage
Rating: K
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. Heavy comfort kink.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.

Original prompt here

Because this is quite obviously NOT what OP asked for, I'm posting here.  ;P

Creature Comforts )

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