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BEHOLD THE MAGICALLY SIZE CHANGING WHEELIE!

Also.  If you don't want to read about Wheelie having sex, don't click the link. Because he does.

I claim no emotional trauma you may incur after reading this.  Seriously.  Read at your own risk.

:'D

Anon comments enabled suckas.  Tell me all your nasty feels.


You have been warned. )
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I am so bored I could cry.  I'm at that point where cleaning sounds like a fantastic idea.  T^T

On another note. 

DA DA DA NA NA NA DA DA CIRCUS!  DA DA DA NA NA NA DA NA AFRO!  CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO, POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOTTED AFRO!!!

On another, ANOTHER note.  I commissioned some Kool Aid Man and Hook lovins from [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet.  It's going to be glorious.
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This is for [livejournal.com profile] gunmaxual, no matter HOW hard she tries to deny and delete, from me and Shibinkies ([livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet)

It was done because while I very much enjoyed writing with the lovely authors that joined in on Deconstruction I also had a hard time dealing with the actual subject matter.  And thus, I default to crack. And sex. And weird shit. XD

SO I GIVE YOU MY VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENED!  Or rather, SHIBARA AND MY VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Corresponding NSFW imag HERE!



The Kool Aid Man lurks here )
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I am incapable of taking anything seriously. Also, there was no internet in the eighties, as hard as that is to imagine. XD

Fic: G1 - Jazz/Bluestreak - Blowjob = Babies/Mechpreg/Alien Gestation


The first time Carly’s cat hacked up a hairball in the Autobot’s base, Ratchet went into full blown medic mode.  The cat running away, leaving his newly regurgitated coat lying on the floor as a roaring robot gently knelt beside it.  Prodding and shocking the mass of fur for several long minutes before lowering his helm and declaring it inactive.

Read more... )
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The finished, albeit poorly done, apron.  First try, and WAY to big for a Transformer toy, but I don't have one for references?  *hides*




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Soundwave/Perceptor - Spring Cleaning
Blame Dellessa and her prompt for this.  XD

Housewife!Percy again.  This is going to be a fucking trope by the time I'm done with it.

I blame Dellessa. And love it. )
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Darn you Shibara!!  WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THEM NOW!  WHY!!!


She made me do it.  <.<



Complete and unrepentant crack.  Shield your eyes!  More Housewife!Percy ahead!

~~


Housewife!Percy AGAIN!? STOP THAT CAM! NO ONE LIKES YOU! )

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Consider these two... well I suppose they are related by tentacles, scenes, and read your fancy.  Bearing in mind, of course, that I make no guarantees of their quality.  XD

Characterization?  What characterization!  I make crap up as I go along.  The End.


I'm sorry these are late!  DX



Universe: G1
Characters: Perceptor, Soundwave
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Tentacles, hard non-con,violence.  I made myself a little woozy, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.  
A/N:  For Dellessa and Shibara, who I blame love for this.  Oh you two.  This is my first time with tentacle prons.  I’m very, very, very sorry.  Very.  Very sorry.



Non Con be here! )







Universe: G1
Characters: Perceptor, Soundwave
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Tentacles, dub-con to oh yes!  Petulant Soundwave, HOUSEWIFE PERCEPTOR.  SRSLY.
A/N:  For Dellessa and Shibara, who I blame love for this.  Oh you two.  This is my second time with tentacle prons.  I’m still very, very, very sorry.  Still. Very. Very sorry.


Crack be here! )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.


A/N:  This has no point?  Seriously.  I don’t know where it is going, or what the hell is coming out of it, but why not!  There are stranger things out there!  Yes, I’m a horrible and depraved person.  I got that memo already.  ;)  It will be a collection of scenes in the same AU universe, all connected by Starscream, aka Stripperella.



The WARNINGS:  Okay.  I will only, ONLY, be warning here for each chapter.  That way, if you need to know what is going on BEFORE you read, you should come HERE to do so.  This will allow everyone who doesn’t want to be spoilered, to be spoilered.  Warnings will be labeled by chapter, and will ONLY BE UPDATED HERE.  A note to that effect will be at the top of each chapter.  I will be warning for what I consider kinks and squicks only.




WARNINGS!!! )



Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!




Read it and weep! )
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Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!

Prompt:  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222

ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798

And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.



READ ON! )




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Universe: TFA
Characters:  Perceptor/Starscream, Jazz/Starscream?
Rating: NC17
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. MechPreg with semi accurate pregnancy analog! Comfort kink? Crack? Non explicit Non con. Sticky.  This is a stupid idea that I fleshed out to include a breastfeeding segment, but is not about breastfeeding specifically.  Has BIRTH (emergence) heavily detailed.  I wrote this originally based on my own birth experience, but figured, what the hell, I’ll post it anyway. LOL!
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.  Also, I watched a grand total of like 5 episodes of TFA.  I have no real clue what went on, this is almost solely and completely based on the below meme with smatterings of additional information.  Thus, it refuses to be compared in any way to cannon.  VERY AU, lol.

Perceptor’s ‘voice’ in TFA 

http://youtu.be/3P1QDYOXcW0   about 3:00 in

and this is how I imagine he modulated it

http://youtu.be/QHDvAxnapzg   the third voice

Because THIS 

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=starscream+perceptor#/d4dapju

Is pure love.  And Crack.  But mostly love.  I can totally picture this with Perceptor’s ‘voice’, LOLOL.  Ya’ll don’t know how much I laughed while writing this.  For serious.  Even though it doesn’t seem like a laughing story?  I laughed.  :D


Read me here! )

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Universe: Prime AU
Characters: Starscream, Megatron, Optimus Prime
Rating: T for crack
Warnings: Starscream being cracktastic
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas. Takes place during "Partners" but is really not a continuity 'cuz it don't end/even pretend to be the same way. "I Hate my Job" is by JbDubs. You should go watch it. :D


I Hate my Job )

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