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I am incapable of taking anything seriously. Also, there was no internet in the eighties, as hard as that is to imagine. XD

Fic: G1 - Jazz/Bluestreak - Blowjob = Babies/Mechpreg/Alien Gestation


The first time Carly’s cat hacked up a hairball in the Autobot’s base, Ratchet went into full blown medic mode.  The cat running away, leaving his newly regurgitated coat lying on the floor as a roaring robot gently knelt beside it.  Prodding and shocking the mass of fur for several long minutes before lowering his helm and declaring it inactive.

Read more... )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.


Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!





There is nothing like a little sex to get the body going. )
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Prompt: http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=10388958&#t10388958


My apologies OP, this turned into something entirely different.  :(

Universe: Prime
Rating: NC17
Characters: Ratchet/Bumblebee
Warnings:  Dubcon


To speak again )


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For Dragonrider10

Universe: Prime
Characters: Optimus Prime, Arcee
Rating: K+
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts.  ROOBS!  Sticky style.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.

Arcee snapped online with coolant dripping down the sides of her helm.


"Tailgate..." )

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Universe: G1
Characters: Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy
Rating: M
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts.  ROOBS!  Sticky style.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.


Soundwave wears a visor and mask for a reason )

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Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!

Prompt:  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222

ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798

And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.



READ ON! )




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Universe: G1
Characters:  Prowl/Jazz
Rating: M
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. Heavy comfort kink. Sticky.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.
 
This one made me giggle, I'm not sure why.  Lol.


Two of my favorite things )
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Universe: G1
Characters: Bluestreak/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker
Rating: M
Warnings: 'Breastfeeding' with robots having semi accurate human breasts and baby carrying equipment . Heavy comfort kink. Sticky implied.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.


*shifty eyes* I totally took this idea from the kink thread. The lovely Anon Author filled with a Bluestreak/Sideswipe, so I had to run with that here… Thank you for the idea!

Original Fill


Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3


Chapter 3 - Baby Blue )
camfield: Koolster knows how to use it. (Default)
Universe: G1
Characters:  Hound/Cliffjumper
Rating: M
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. Heavy comfort kink.  Sticky.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.

Original Fill

Chapter 1
 
Chapter 2 - Content )
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Universe: G1
Characters: Bumblebee, Mirage
Rating: K
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. Heavy comfort kink.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.

Original prompt here  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/7561.html?thread=8445065#t8445065

Because this is quite obviously NOT what OP asked for, I'm posting here.  ;P

 
Creature Comforts )

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