camfield: Koolster knows how to use it. (Koolster)

So, first of the prompts, and this one made me laugh, so HAHAHA.   FOR PEE!

A/N: I apologize in advance to those of you who speak Spanish. ;)


“And you don’t know what happened?  How could you not know what happened?!”


Starscream looked back and forth between Skywarp and Thundercracker, his optics disbelieving.


Skywarp wailed, “I don’t KNOW!  One klick we were talking and the next he was doing... this!”


“Le pasa al delantero... OH, pero la defensa se le cierra a!”


Thundercracker’s hands were clenched into fists and pinned to his side, as though he was keeping them from waving wildly about.   His voice was the same, but the words that were coming out were the most inflected Starscream had ever heard from his trinemate.  His optics were pleading even as the strongly accented words flowed over his glossa.


“Y es pateada nuevo campo, lástima.”

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camfield: Koolster knows how to use it. (Babies!)
Day 2!

Continuation of This ficlet.

Characters: Ratch
et, Starscream
Rating: PG-13


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Traded prompts with Dellessa!  These are the ones she chose for me. :)

All drabbly.  Nothing long.



Soundwave/Bluestreak - Vocal )


Ratchet/Starscream - You were always a jerk )



Jazz/Datsun Trine - Nobody's business )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.  


Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!



Yeah, I don't even know where this is going anymore.  It's as much a surprise to you all as it is to me. XD



Jazz was not amused. )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.  


Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!



WTF plot?  I don't know where it came from!  I don't!  This is supposed to be shameless sex and debauchery to make me feel better! 




Threesome? No Foursome! Sometimes a moresome! - Dreams )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.


Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!





There is nothing like a little sex to get the body going. )
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Universe:  Wildly AU - Humanized Transformers
Rating:  NC17
Characters:  A lot of them.  Megatron, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, cassettes, Blaster, cassettes, Prowl, Jazz, Tracks, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, Sideswipe, Coneheads, Shockwave, Sunstorm, Arcee, and probably a lot more that I can’t remember.


A/N:  This has no point?  Seriously.  I don’t know where it is going, or what the hell is coming out of it, but why not!  There are stranger things out there!  Yes, I’m a horrible and depraved person.  I got that memo already.  ;)  It will be a collection of scenes in the same AU universe, all connected by Starscream, aka Stripperella.



The WARNINGS:  Okay.  I will only, ONLY, be warning here for each chapter.  That way, if you need to know what is going on BEFORE you read, you should come HERE to do so.  This will allow everyone who doesn’t want to be spoilered, to be spoilered.  Warnings will be labeled by chapter, and will ONLY BE UPDATED HERE.  A note to that effect will be at the top of each chapter.  I will be warning for what I consider kinks and squicks only.




WARNINGS!!! )



Reminder to check the first chapter for WARNINGS if you need to.  Otherwise, please do read on!




Read it and weep! )
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For WriterAnon, who sent me something I HAD to continue with.  :)

Can't wait for your fic to come out girl!

Universe:G1? AU.
Rating:Pg13
Characters: Hound/Mirage/Starscream
Warnings: None




The Morning After )
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Title: Domestic Chores
Rating: PG-13
Verse: G1/Prime REMIX AU
Characters: Starscream, Prowl
Warnings: None
Other Notes: Don't own, such is the pity

Goes in my Domestic Squabble universe.  There WILL be more of this.  I have a sequel planned out and started, as well as about 5 trillion side stories (give or take) that I want to write.  Give me suggestions for things you'd like to see in the future!  I like trying to fit weird ass shit in places it doesn't belong.  YES. YES I DO.


Could you possibly look any more awkward? )

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Title: Medic's honor
Universe: Prime
Rating: R
Characters: Ratchet/Starscream, Bulkhead
Warnings: No warnings, I don't own anything.

Honestly, you can’t give me this pairing and expect me NOT to write from that line.  Srsly.


It hurts right here, Doctor. )

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Universe: G1 AU ish

Characters: Megatron/Starscream

Rating: NC17

Warnings: Sticky, sparks, allusion to mech-preg

A/N:  Kind of set in the same universe as Domestic Squabble.  This would be pre-Squabble, a scene with just old Megs and Screamer.  I don’t know WHY I felt the need to write fluffy smut, but whatcha gonna do. *shrugs*


I will kill you if you come anywhere near me right now. )

camfield: Koolster knows how to use it. (Default)

Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!

Prompt:  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222

ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798

And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.



READ ON! )




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Universe: TFA
Characters:  Perceptor/Starscream, Jazz/Starscream?
Rating: NC17
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. MechPreg with semi accurate pregnancy analog! Comfort kink? Crack? Non explicit Non con. Sticky.  This is a stupid idea that I fleshed out to include a breastfeeding segment, but is not about breastfeeding specifically.  Has BIRTH (emergence) heavily detailed.  I wrote this originally based on my own birth experience, but figured, what the hell, I’ll post it anyway. LOL!
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.  Also, I watched a grand total of like 5 episodes of TFA.  I have no real clue what went on, this is almost solely and completely based on the below meme with smatterings of additional information.  Thus, it refuses to be compared in any way to cannon.  VERY AU, lol.

Perceptor’s ‘voice’ in TFA 

http://youtu.be/3P1QDYOXcW0   about 3:00 in

and this is how I imagine he modulated it

http://youtu.be/QHDvAxnapzg   the third voice

Because THIS 

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=starscream+perceptor#/d4dapju

Is pure love.  And Crack.  But mostly love.  I can totally picture this with Perceptor’s ‘voice’, LOLOL.  Ya’ll don’t know how much I laughed while writing this.  For serious.  Even though it doesn’t seem like a laughing story?  I laughed.  :D


Read me here! )

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Universe: Prime AU
Characters: Starscream, Megatron, Optimus Prime
Rating: T for crack
Warnings: Starscream being cracktastic
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas. Takes place during "Partners" but is really not a continuity 'cuz it don't end/even pretend to be the same way. "I Hate my Job" is by JbDubs. You should go watch it. :D


I Hate my Job )

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