Me & My Showerhead
Jul. 8th, 2013 10:39 amWarnings: None
Prompt: http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/11776.html?thread=12299776#t12299776
This is, like everything I write, wildly overdue. My apologies OP, for dealing with me and my shortness in this part. First part can be found Here.
Violence
Masturbation
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Universe: AU G1
Characters: Prowl/Jazz, Streetwise
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Femmeslash
Look at your spike.
Now back to me
Now back at your spike
Now back to me
Sadly, that wont fit in me
But if you were the bitch it wouldn't matter
Now look at your valve
now back to me
See that? That is how your valve looks with my spike in it
Amazing
What do I have
It's a vibrator, that you may use on me
In your hand, now back to me
It's that double dildo you wanted
And all this is possible because I didn't take it up the wazoo
I'm on a turbocat
I AGAIN have no excuses. *fail* She was sad, I was there... Things happened! We all need to google docs together.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my linkage, so join me baby!
I WANT TO BE CHATTY!! :D Someone chat with me! I promise to make you think I'm weird!
Darn you Shibara!! WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THEM NOW! WHY!!!
She made me do it. <.<
Complete and unrepentant crack. Shield your eyes! More Housewife!Percy ahead!
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