JESUS OMG FUNNY AS HELL

So. In Memphis. Right. We were a... truckload of white people. We are, we knew that.

Suddenly, this black guy comes up and goes, "HEY!  TRUCKLOAD OF WHITE PEOPLE!  I LOVES ME SOME WHITE PEOPLE!  You got a Chevy! I LOVES ME CHEVY!  I'MMA GIVE YOUR TRUCK A KISS!"

AND HE KISSED THE FUCKING TRUCK ON THE HOOD. 

I'm dying. Dying. OMG.  You people don't even understand.  I'm DYING.