Camfield's Happy Sanctuary

Universe: G1 AU ish

Characters: Decepticons.  Highlight to spoil.  Starscream/Ramjet/Skywarp.

Rating: NC17

Warnings: Sticky.  Author chooses not to warn.  Highlight to spoil.  Incest

A/N:  Set in the same universe as Domestic Squabble.  Post Squabble. 

For a certain someone (you know who you are).  I'm sorry it is so late! 

Title:  The Afterward - 3
Continuity: G1

Universe:  Wake up Call
Characters/Pairings: Jazz/Prowl, Jazz/Ratchet, Ratbat, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Rating: NC17

Warnings: Mentions of character death, cannibalization of parts, religious ritual, Sticky Sex, Oral
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine...

Not Just a Dream

Bunny from murr-miay from her awesome picture by the same name HERE!

Universe: Animated

Rating: nc17

Characters: Megatron/Optimus Prime

Warnings: Non-con -taking advantage of another while sleeping, Oral sex

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.

Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!

Prompt:  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222

ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798

And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.

Universe: TFA
Characters:  Perceptor/Starscream, Jazz/Starscream?
Rating: NC17
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. MechPreg with semi accurate pregnancy analog! Comfort kink? Crack? Non explicit Non con. Sticky.  This is a stupid idea that I fleshed out to include a breastfeeding segment, but is not about breastfeeding specifically.  Has BIRTH (emergence) heavily detailed.  I wrote this originally based on my own birth experience, but figured, what the hell, I’ll post it anyway. LOL!
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.  Also, I watched a grand total of like 5 episodes of TFA.  I have no real clue what went on, this is almost solely and completely based on the below meme with smatterings of additional information.  Thus, it refuses to be compared in any way to cannon.  VERY AU, lol.

Perceptor’s ‘voice’ in TFA 

http://youtu.be/3P1QDYOXcW0   about 3:00 in

and this is how I imagine he modulated it

http://youtu.be/QHDvAxnapzg   the third voice

Because THIS 

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=starscream+perceptor#/d4dapju

Is pure love.  And Crack.  But mostly love.  I can totally picture this with Perceptor’s ‘voice’, LOLOL.  Ya’ll don’t know how much I laughed while writing this.  For serious.  Even though it doesn’t seem like a laughing story?  I laughed.  :D