Camfield's Happy Sanctuary

Darn you Shibara!!  WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THEM NOW!  WHY!!!


She made me do it.  <.<



Complete and unrepentant crack.  Shield your eyes!  More Housewife!Percy ahead!

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Universe: TFA
Characters:  Perceptor/Starscream, Jazz/Starscream?
Rating: NC17
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. MechPreg with semi accurate pregnancy analog! Comfort kink? Crack? Non explicit Non con. Sticky.  This is a stupid idea that I fleshed out to include a breastfeeding segment, but is not about breastfeeding specifically.  Has BIRTH (emergence) heavily detailed.  I wrote this originally based on my own birth experience, but figured, what the hell, I’ll post it anyway. LOL!
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.  Also, I watched a grand total of like 5 episodes of TFA.  I have no real clue what went on, this is almost solely and completely based on the below meme with smatterings of additional information.  Thus, it refuses to be compared in any way to cannon.  VERY AU, lol.

Perceptor’s ‘voice’ in TFA 

http://youtu.be/3P1QDYOXcW0   about 3:00 in

and this is how I imagine he modulated it

http://youtu.be/QHDvAxnapzg   the third voice

Because THIS 

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=starscream+perceptor#/d4dapju

Is pure love.  And Crack.  But mostly love.  I can totally picture this with Perceptor’s ‘voice’, LOLOL.  Ya’ll don’t know how much I laughed while writing this.  For serious.  Even though it doesn’t seem like a laughing story?  I laughed.  :D