For the ProwlxJazz Challenge
Prompt - Cheater
Universe:G1(AU elements)
Warnings: violence, mentions of necrophilia
Rating:NC17
A/N: Takes place within the same verse as the previous fill. Ahhh dysfunctionality. <3
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nkfloofiepoof, dellessa, shibara, lady_aquill and I had a prompt orgy! This is what came about! Check their journals for more fabulousness. XDnkfloofiepoof 1: Ravage/Howlback - Set this night on fire (FEMALE RAVAGE)dellessa 3: Jazz/Prowl/Bluestreak/Smokescreen- A Game of Chance? That was never my style.lady_aquill 4: Skywarp/Megatron - Pranks, a time and place.shibara 5: Grimlock/Mirage - "Let ME explain YOU"
Universe: G1
Rating: NC17
Characters: Spike/Raoul, Carly
Warnings: None
I don’t know Spanish, please don’t hurt me!Prompt - http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=10300382&#t10300382
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So...I have a huge thing for human women knocked up with alien babies.
That's really all I want - continuity, characters, whether it's some sort of breeding experiment or if Random Lady A just sexed up a robot and found herself pregnant by magic, it's all up to you.
My only other requests are no mpreg (not my thing) and no death by childbirth - I don't mind if it's painful, but don't kill the woman at the end please.
Super Extra Bonus Points if:
- the pregnancy progresses really fast - the women comes to full term in weeks, days, hours, etc.
- really, really big bellies
- a birthing scene
Don't hate me because I'm weird!
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Title: Medic's honor
Universe: Prime
Rating: R
Characters: Ratchet/Starscream, Bulkhead
Warnings: No warnings, I don't own anything.
Honestly, you can’t give me this pairing and expect me NOT to write from that line. Srsly.
Title: The Afterward - 3
Continuity: G1
Universe: Wake up Call
Characters/Pairings: Jazz/Prowl, Jazz/Ratchet, Ratbat, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Mentions of character death, cannibalization of parts, religious ritual, Sticky Sex, Oral
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine...
Not Just a Dream
Bunny from murr-miay from her awesome picture by the same name HERE!
Universe: Animated
Rating: nc17
Characters: Megatron/Optimus Prime
Warnings: Non-con -taking advantage of another while sleeping, Oral sex
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.
Universe: G1
Rating: nc17
Characters: Jazz/Prowl, Jazz/Soundwave(ish)
Warnings: Sexual acts with dismembered body parts.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything but my own poor writing and ideas.
Alright. Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really. I’m not really sure what happened here.
Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that! And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst. Tiny I assure you >.>
ALSO! Shit! I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch. AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.
Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’
Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish. WTF GAIS! I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT! One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation. I rule.
New kinks for me! I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE! If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW. My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW! INFORMATION OVERLOAD! The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!
Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...
Universe: G1 ish.
Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.
Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP
Warnings: Oh shit. CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark
Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common. Baby Daddies is one of them. Welcome Decepticons! We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!
Prompt: http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222
ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798
And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess. This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.
I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find. I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia. Also, Sideswipe is a dick. I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.
Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.
Universe: G1
Characters: Cliffjumper/Bumblebee/Beachcomber/Huffer/Hound, Mirage/Hound
Rating: Mature/NC17
Warnings: MechPreg, Pregnany Sex, Public Sex, Multiple penetration!, Voyeurism, Birth, Sticky, Tactile
A/N: Sorry for Hound’s OCC! I know how I felt at the end of my pregnancy, I can only imagine how he feels past his due date! Also, first time writing with a couple of these minibots. :p
Prompt - http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/1
For the tfanonkink prompt 'first period' De-anoning because I reheheheally love these. :D
Universe: G1
Characters: Blaster/Bluestreak
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I don't own it… *le sigh*
Prompt
Wake up Call – Epilogue
Universe: G1
Characters: Jazz/Ratbat, Jazz/Prowl, Ratchet
Rating: M
Warnings: Dark, Mind fuckery, creepy shit, Sticky sex, Oral, Public Sex
Disclaimer: I don’t own it… *le sigh*
Because interest was expressed in the afterword! :D What do you think, should I go on with this?
Universe: TFA
Characters: Perceptor/Starscream, Jazz/Starscream?
Rating: NC17
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts. MechPreg with semi accurate pregnancy analog! Comfort kink? Crack? Non explicit Non con. Sticky. This is a stupid idea that I fleshed out to include a breastfeeding segment, but is not about breastfeeding specifically. Has BIRTH (emergence) heavily detailed. I wrote this originally based on my own birth experience, but figured, what the hell, I’ll post it anyway. LOL!
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas. Also, I watched a grand total of like 5 episodes of TFA. I have no real clue what went on, this is almost solely and completely based on the below meme with smatterings of additional information. Thus, it refuses to be compared in any way to cannon. VERY AU, lol.
Perceptor’s ‘voice’ in TFA
http://youtu.be/3P1QDYOXcW0 about 3:00 in
and this is how I imagine he modulated it
http://youtu.be/QHDvAxnapzg the third voice
Because THIS
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=starscream+perceptor#/d4dapju
Is pure love. And Crack. But mostly love. I can totally picture this with Perceptor’s ‘voice’, LOLOL. Ya’ll don’t know how much I laughed while writing this. For serious. Even though it doesn’t seem like a laughing story? I laughed. :D
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