Camfield's Happy Sanctuary

So, first of the prompts, and this one made me laugh, so HAHAHA.   FOR PEE!

A/N: I apologize in advance to those of you who speak Spanish. ;)

“And you don’t know what happened?  How could you not know what happened?!”

Starscream looked back and forth between Skywarp and Thundercracker, his optics disbelieving.

Skywarp wailed, “I don’t KNOW!  One klick we were talking and the next he was doing... this!”

“Le pasa al delantero... OH, pero la defensa se le cierra a!”

Thundercracker’s hands were clenched into fists and pinned to his side, as though he was keeping them from waving wildly about.   His voice was the same, but the words that were coming out were the most inflected Starscream had ever heard from his trinemate.  His optics were pleading even as the strongly accented words flowed over his glossa.

“Y es pateada nuevo campo, lástima.”

Look at your spike.

Now back to me

Now back at your spike

Now back to me

Sadly, that wont fit in me

But if you were the bitch it wouldn't matter

Now look at your valve

now back to me

See that? That is how your valve looks with my spike in it

Amazing

What do I have

It's a vibrator, that you may use on me

In your hand, now back to me

It's that double dildo you wanted

And all this is possible because I didn't take it up the wazoo

I'm on a turbocat



I AGAIN have no excuses.  *fail*  She was sad, I was there... Things happened!  We all need to google docs together.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my linkage, so join me baby!

I WANT TO BE CHATTY!! :D  Someone chat with me!  I promise to make you think I'm weird!

Universe: G1
Characters: Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy
Rating: M
Warnings: ‘Breastfeeding’ with robots having semi accurate human breasts.  ROOBS!  Sticky style.
Disclaimer: I claim nothing but my own poor writing and ideas.