Camfield's Happy Sanctuary

Title:  A ‘Medic’al Procedure

Universe: G1

Rating: NC17

Characters: Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker

Warnings: Dubcon for heat like symptoms

A/N:  Part of my ‘RoboPeriod’ Series

I apologize for the crap that this is.  Seriously.  

Alright.  Apparently Spike is a goddamn horny bastard and Raoul somehow turned into a… I dunno really.  I’m not really sure what happened here.

Soundwave is such an unkinky bastard it hurts. Seriously, Y U want to talk liek that!  And maybe a little, tiny bit of angst.  Tiny I assure you >.>

ALSO!  Shit!  I don’t know what prompted this(oh wait I do – glares at OP) but for the life of me I couldn’t get ‘Keg-o-tron and his bitch twist’ off of my head!couch.  AND NOW I NEED A NEW COUCH.

Gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’

Devolved into a giant, non explicit orgy, ish.  WTF GAIS!  I’m like, have sechs, and they’re like,okay! *door shuts* DAMMIT!  One half explicit dick, the other half mad insinuation.  I rule. 

New kinks for me!  I am one of the stupidest people I know, THEREFORE!  If I have misrepresented a kink, misused the tag, or haven’t put a tag you feel needs to go in there PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  My whole idea on some of these kinks is admittedly lax and incomplete, so I’m WARNING YOU NOW!  INFORMATION OVERLOAD!  The more you know, cuz knowledge is power!

Flat Lift – A large flat surface on wheels that can be raised and lowered by hydraulic piston…things...

Universe: G1 ish.

Rating: NC17 sucka, this is the kink meme prompt after all.

Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave, Starscream/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave, Bumblebee/Spike, Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor, Perceptor/Sideswipe, Sideswipe/Cliffjumper, Tracks/Raoul , Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave      Alluded - Megs/Motormaster, Megs/OP, Starscream/Motormaster, Starscream/OP

Warnings:  Oh shit.  CRACK. Ummm, mechpreg (not active, past and allusion), Dub/Non con (ish?), Sticky, Public sex, Spanking, Voyeurism, Exhabitionism, Humiliation(?), Xeno, Tactile, holoforms, mention of watersports/inflation, fake balls!, Spark

Summary: The south and giant alien species have a few things in common.  Baby Daddies is one of them.  Welcome Decepticons!  We’ve fixed up a trailer just for you!

Prompt:  http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9344222#t9344222

ALSO : http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9336798#t9336798

And I used the ‘Soundwave is a broken TV’ static noise from the mechanical noise prompt comments and vague ideas from said prompt, but please dear god someone fill that hot mess.  This is NOT meant in any way as a fill to that prompt.

I also referenced the situation from an earlier Tracks/Raoul fill that I cannot find.  I do remember it was holoform sex and Raoul had a fleshlight named Julia.  Also, Sideswipe is a dick.  I will link as soon as I find the damn thing.

Ending was partially influenced by Gatekat’s http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7337266/1/At_All_Costs because she made me find this pairing hot like fire even though I changed the order around a bit.