JESUS OMG FUNNY AS HELL

[camfield]

So. In Memphis. Right. We were a... truckload of white people. We are, we knew that.

Suddenly, this black guy comes up and goes, "HEY!  TRUCKLOAD OF WHITE PEOPLE!  I LOVES ME SOME WHITE PEOPLE!  You got a Chevy! I LOVES ME CHEVY!  I'MMA GIVE YOUR TRUCK A KISS!"

AND HE KISSED THE FUCKING TRUCK ON THE HOOD. 

I'm dying. Dying. OMG.  You people don't even understand.  I'm DYING.

Comments

[themadterran.livejournal.com]

Nice. That's why you got to love the south.